You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
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Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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