My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
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New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
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I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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