My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
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I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
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