Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Randomize
