i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
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Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
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I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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