my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Randomize
