I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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