oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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