Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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