How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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