What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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