am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
He better not be in your backpack
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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