Non-Jews are for practice
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I'm both gender and math confused
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