I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
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I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
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there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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