I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
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halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
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You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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