love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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