doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
No subtext here. People are naked.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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