I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
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I need you to use more vowels.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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