I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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