you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
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As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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