They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Come on in and take your pants off
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