i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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