I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
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Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
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I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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