Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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