so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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