Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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