I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
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he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
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Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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