It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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