I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
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Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
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I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Sex in the backyard? Check.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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