Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
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A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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