So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize
