Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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