I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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