I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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