Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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