i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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