I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
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Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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