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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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