The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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