living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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