jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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