There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
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Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
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It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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