playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
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So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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