shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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