butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
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i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
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You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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