How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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