Well douche your snatch and let's go!
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
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I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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