You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
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I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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