Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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