i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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