i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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