I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
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this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
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OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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