this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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