Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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