So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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