508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
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The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
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I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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